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By: Off-white d-bags « Stuff White D-Bags Like

Off-white d-bags « Stuff White D-Bags Like — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:42:28 +0000

[...] Filipinos be d-bags? Sure! Can Jews be d-bags? Absolutely. Anyone who thinks God gave them the right to dispossess another human being of his property, liberty, and life without [...]

By: Mea culpas (from Swaggart to McClellan) « Stuff White D-Bags Like

Mea culpas (from Swaggart to McClellan) « Stuff White D-Bags Like — Thu, 29 May 2008 13:15:40 +0000

[...] bag bitches, and enrich themselves with gifts from the poor, all in the name of the one, true God. Being able to say you’re sorry, avoid punishment, and continue d-bagging is a wonderful [...]

By: Iran « Stuff White D-Bags Like

Iran « Stuff White D-Bags Like — Tue, 27 May 2008 17:15:32 +0000

[...] This one actually takes a minute of brain power, ’cause it’s a little counter-intuitive. Why would a d-bag like — even love — Iran? There are so many things to dislike about the place. It’s full of Muslims. It is a spoke on the Axis of Evil. It embarrassed the Carter administration and helped get Reagan elected president. Ok, that’s not so bad. In fact, this line of thinking is why d-bags, in their secret heart of hearts love Iran. Without Iran there would be no excuse for a d-bag to interrupt polite dinner conversation so he can scream, red-faced, about liberal appeasers, Hitler, and the essentially Satanic nature of government services like socialized medicine, effective disaster relief, and paved roads. Iran is hard proof that Evil (notice the capital “e”) exists and that it will use our weakness and lack of respect for authority to contaminate us and taint our purity. It is the Beast of Revelations that calls us forth to battle gloriously for the one, true God. [...]

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D-bags in the news: Hillary Clinton « Stuff White D-Bags Like — Sat, 24 May 2008 14:09:12 +0000

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Ethanol « Stuff White D-Bags Like — Wed, 21 May 2008 15:10:47 +0000

[...] Increasing our freedoms, as guaranteed by God and the [...]

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Kinky sex « Stuff White D-Bags Like — Tue, 20 May 2008 23:51:40 +0000

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By: cornholing

cornholing — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:07:44 +0000

[...] from the Middle East 2 Increasing our freedoms, as guaranteed by God and the Constitution 3http://stuffwhitedbagslike.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/god/Beanbag-toss game catches on in West Michigan The Jackson Citizen PatriotOn a recent Monday night at [...]

By: D-bags in the news: Mike Norman « Stuff White D-Bags Like

D-bags in the news: Mike Norman « Stuff White D-Bags Like — Wed, 14 May 2008 20:00:11 +0000

[...] D-bags have been granted the right to inflame hatred and pick fights, either by Nature or God. [...]

By: Juntas « Stuff White D-Bags Like

Juntas « Stuff White D-Bags Like — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:10:40 +0000

[...] This practice, known in North America a “hazing” takes place traditionally at University where young, white, male d-bags receive the cultural indoctrination necessary to make them captains of industry, corrections officers, leaders in global finance, Bruce Willis, directors of marketing, and successful bloggers. It must be recognized, however, that d-baggery is not exclusively the province of whites or men. Off-white d-bags also participate in ritualized affirmations of masculinity, notably Wahabist Muslims, Texas Mormons, and other devotes of the one, true God. [...]

By: chunque

chunque — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:43:39 +0000

Sure do! As well they should, cuz all humans who do not worship him will be hunted down here on Earth and burned by firey spits in the depths of Hell!