White d-bags like blogs. White d-bags like posts. But not too long posts. No like. Too puzzle making!
Now my head hurts! Why do you make me confused with your words and images?! A no-brainer. I specifically asked for a NO-BRAINER!!!
Is that blog coming on to me? Is that why it is so long and hard to read? Why do I always feel violated after finding a new post in my feed reader? I have to say, though, it is a nice package.
I read this site ever day. Sumtimes I call up my pals, Dick, Condi, Don — hell, even sumtimes mah dad — and ask ‘em what the hell it is that I’m supposed to like about this. This is an executive order Mister blog-writer-man — make the posts short! Another one uh them the size of Texas, and I’ll render yer butt to Gitmo!



