D-bag archeologists from the thirty-first century will come across the picture above and conclude with a high degree of certainty that ancient d-bags inducted their warrior class into full rights of manhood with a pinwheel chest thump. Once the ceremony was completed and the newly minted man-d-bag was invested with the magical powers and prerogatives of d-baggery, the silverback d-bag and the novitiate d-bag would partake in ritual land-surfing.
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