The core d-bag philosophy is “I deserve somethin’ for nothin’”. D-bags all over the world can thank the internet for allowing folks with no talent and no intelligence the opportunity to spread their crassness like VD.
Katharine Mieszkowski has written a piece in Salon about our favorite d-bag that demonstrates how well the internet works to spread mendacity across the globe. Her interview, which comes just short of oral sex, is completely void of critical thinking. Maybe that’s why they call them “puff” pieces?
Usually a d-bag has to go to Fox News or Howard Stern to satisfy his hunger for tales of fake tits, pedophiles, and muslim suicide bombers. Thanks to the internet d-bags are now able to create their own content, and with the help of a few friends you can go from being a mid-level drone to a publishing success overnight!

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