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Posted in Uncategorized on January 27, 2009 | 3 Comments »
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Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Christian Lander, Culture, Humor, Life, Politics, religion, Satire, Stuff White D-bags Like, Stuff White People Like on August 28, 2008 | 14 Comments »
This here is mah last post.
Though Stuff White D-bags Like hasn’t been nearly as successful as its hero Stuff White People Like, I will flatter myself by saying that long after Christian Lander has become a footnote in a Wikipedia entry of the 22nd century, your humble Chunque will be revealed as the most insightful [...]
Dictionary of National D-bags: Christian Lander
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Christian Lander, Culture, D-baggery, D-bags, David Brooks, Fun, GGW, Girls Gone Wild, Humor, Irving Kristol, Life, Obama, Politics, Presidential Race, Racism, Satire, Stuff White D-bags Like, Stuff White People Like on August 11, 2008 | 10 Comments »
Who is Christian Lander? He is the the reason for the rant, the hero of American d-baggery in 2008, a beacon to those feeling lost in a sea of Obamamania.
Most commentators in the press incorrectly tag Lander (or as I affectionately call him, Chandler) as a satirist. Satire (as opposed to, say, polemic) seeks to correct [...]
Satanic hypocrisy — Three Acolytes of our Great National D-bags
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Conservative, Hate Crime, Humor, Hypocrisy, Liberal, Politics, religion, Republican, Rush Limbaugh, Satire, Sean Hannity, Stuff White D-bags Like, Stuff White People Like, Talk Radio on August 1, 2008 | 2 Comments »
It has been thoroughly established on this blog that d-bags are that race of people who will populate the eighth circle of Hell. They are the hypocrites, the seducers and panderers, the preachers of virtue who are themselves cesspools of depravity. They are the smug, self-righteous, selfish, and proud who feel that they are beyond [...]
Off-white d-bags
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Abraham Foxman, Anti-Semitism, Christian Lander, Conservatism, Humor, Identity Politics, Irving Kristol, Israel, Michelle Malkin, Neocon, Neoconservative, Norman Podhoretz, Palestine, PC, Political Romanticism, Politics, Race, Racism, Satire, Stuff White D-bags Like, Stuff White People Like on August 1, 2008 | 2 Comments »
(Michelle Malkin)
It should be obvious by now that d-baggery is an American version of an authoritarian nationalist political ideology. D-baggery rails against cultural decline and decadence, and it seeks to achieve a national rebirth by exalting our great nation (and race!). D-baggery advocates unity, strength and purity both in the spirit and in the flesh. It is the unshakable [...]
You might be a d-bag if…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Christian Lander, Conservative, Culture, Humor, Jeff Foxworthy, Politics, Republican, Satire, Stuff White D-bags Like, Stuff White People Like on July 31, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Are you violently angry when you see someone driving a Prius? If you are, you might be a d-bag.
When you hear people speaking in ching-chong or Mexican and they aren’t working in a kitchen, do you do your impeccable imitation of Lou Dobbs? If you do, you might be a d-bag.
Does it bother you when [...]
Anti-PC — It’s the new PC!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Bush, Conservative, Culture, Hate, Hate Speech, Humor, Iran-Contra, Life, PC, Politically Correct, Politics, Reagan, Republican, Satire, Stuff White D-bags Like, Stuff White People Like on July 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Nothing gets on God’s nerves like hypocrites, falsifiers, syndicators and and slanderers. And he gets really mad when you tell his worshipers their pious moralizing is in bad taste.
Back in the 60s Malcolm X said we had to call Negroes “African-Americans”. In the 70s we had to learn what “environmentalism” meant. In the 80s — the [...]
Wearing your politics on your sleeve (or chest)
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Conservative, Culture, Hate Crime, Hate Speech, Humor, Hypocrisy, Life, Politics, Satire, Stuff White D-bags Like, Stuff White People Like on July 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Nothin’ says d-bag like letting your clothes do the insulting. (Thanks to the SkepTick at www.wayofthewoo.blogspot.com for the heads up.)
Once a long time ago d-bags were content to wear T-shirts that said “I’m only 2 girls short of a 3-some”, “I’m not a gynecologist, but I’ll take a look”, and “It’s not a bald [...]
Dictionary of National D-bags: Donald Rumsfeld
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Conservative, Donald Rumsfeld, Humor, Liberal, Politics, Satire, Stuff White People Like on July 17, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Does this guy look like he’s your grandfather telling you to go to the woodshed and pick out a strong, green hickory switch that he will use to beat your ass? Or is this the face of the headmaster at an orphanage who “punishes” unruly children in the privacy of his office with the shades [...]
Appeasement
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Appeasement, Axis of Evil, Bush, Cheney, Culture, Humor, Iran, Life, Nazi, Nazis, Neoconservative, Nevill Chamberlin, Politics, Satire, Stuff White People Like, Winston Churchill on July 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
D-bags are fond of accusing others of being Nazis. We live for it. We also like to accuse white people of it. The difference is when we’re not accusing someone of being a Nazi, we’re accusing them of appeasement.
Winston Churchill was a monarchist, suspicious of democratic institutions, who railed against the abdication of prince Edward. [...]
Calling people fascists
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Bush, Cheney, Christian Lander, Conservative, Culture, D-bags, Fascism, Fox News, Hitler, Humor, Life, Michele Malkin, Politics, Republican, Rush Limbaugh, Satire, Sean Hannity, Stuff White D-bags Like, Stuff White People Like on July 15, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Some d-bags have suggested that regular white folks like to compare people they don’t like to Hitler. That may be true, but white folks have absolutely nothing on d-bags when it comes to throwing around terms like Hitler, fascist and anti-Semite.
The argument goes something like this: If you’re nice to other people you’re a liar and [...]
Dictionary of National D-bags: John Yoo
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Abu Grahib, Bush, Conservative, FISA, Guantanamo Bay, Humor, Imperial Presidency, John Yoo, Kinky sex, Liberal, Politics, Presidential Powers, Sadism, Satire, Sovereignty, Stuff White People Like, Telecom Immunity, Torture, Unitary Executive, Wiretapping on July 10, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Our latest installment in the Dictionary of National D-bags is John Yoo, perhaps the greatest d-bag of the early 21st century.
Yoo is an Ivy educated d-bag, graduating with a BA from Harvard and a JD from Yale. But because he is “off-white” he is acceptable to white d-bags as a poster boy for Horatio Alger-style [...]
Pastoralia
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged ADM, Car Culture, Cars, Conservative, Cowboy, Culture, Desert, Exurbs, Gardens, Home and Garden, Homes, Humor, Lawn, Lawn Care, Lawns, Nature, Politics, Rural, Satire, Southwest, Stuff White D-bags Like, Stuff White People Like, Water, Water Resource Management on July 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Rolling green fields, blue skies flecked with soft, white clouds, the smell of freshly cut grass in July — these are a few of a d-bag’s favorite things. But only if you can see them through the bay window of a McMansion being cooled to a barely tolerable 65 degrees. Sometimes it’s OK to look [...]
Telling people to “just chill out.”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Chill, Humor, Politics, Satire, Stuff White D-bags Like, Stuff White People Like on July 8, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Many non-d-bags are subjected day-in and day-out to the pushy, rude, self-absorbed rants of d-bags. Self-righteous anger is a d-bag’s stock-in-trade. Most of the time we can get away with this because most pussies are too scared to stand up and defend themselves. But sometimes the quiet guy in the corner gets his panties in a [...]
Heroes
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Dick Cheney, Environment, Environmental Destruction, Environmentalism, Firefighters, Heroes, Humor, Matt Stone, Penn Jillette, Politics, Rush Limbaugh, Satire, Soldiers, Stuff White D-bags Like, Stuff White People Like, Trey Parker on July 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
A lot of times d-bags like to tell you they are hard-nosed realists and unsentimental skeptics who coolly assess the facts and don’t let their emotions cloud their judgement. If you believe this, d-bags will surely laugh at you, and let’s face it, you deserve it. The soul of d-baggery is making someone else play [...]
Puff journalism
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Humor, Journalism, Politics, Salon, Satire, Stuff White People Like on July 5, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The core d-bag philosophy is “I deserve somethin’ for nothin’”. D-bags all over the world can thank the internet for allowing folks with no talent and no intelligence the opportunity to spread their crassness like VD.
Katharine Mieszkowski has written a piece in Salon about our favorite d-bag that demonstrates how well the internet works to [...]
Talking points
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Conservative, Fun, Humor, Politics, Republican, Satire, Talking Points on July 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Ignore the man behind the curtain!
Developing verbal skills is too much work for a d-bag. If it’s not a no-brainer, I don’t want any part of it! What’s more, critical reasoning and/or skepticism is for pussies. If you can’t chant it, forget it! Most of the time a d-bag can solve his problems the old-fashioned [...]
No-bid contracts
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Business, Conservative, Economic, Humor, Oil, Politics, Satire, Stuff White People Like on July 1, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Every d-bag has a god-given right to freedom, and by freedom I mean driving a giant SUV. In order that we may form a more perfect union of consumer and consumption, our leaders — federal, state and local — took it upon themselves to make sure that no American would ever have to share his [...]
Principles
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Conservative, Culture, Democrat, Humor, Journalism, Liberal, Politics, Republican, Satire, Stuff White People Like, Truth on June 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Take a principled stand. You can always change your mind later.
What makes a d-bag special, different from other kinds of mortals, is their deep insight into Truth. It is because they say it’s so, and not because it corresponds to to any coherent set of facts. Sometimes this attitude is described as post-skeptical, or post-ironic. [...]
D-bags in the news: Antonin Scalia
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Antonin Scalia, Conservative, Humor, Hypocrite, Justice, Politics, Republican, Satire, Scalia, Stuff White D-bags Like, Stuff White People Like, Supreme Court on June 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Justice Scalia is most well known for his “strict constructionist” approach to judicial interpretation of the constitution, and his well-connected hunting buddies. Both make him a paragon of d-baggery, but the decision handed down today in District of Columbia v. Heller proves Scalia is one of our leading d-bags.
Though law is generally a subject that bores [...]
