Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Satire, Humor, Politics, Liberal, Stuff White People Like, Conservative, Donald Rumsfeld on July 17, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Does this guy look like he’s your grandfather telling you to go to the woodshed and pick out a strong, green hickory switch that he will use to beat your ass? Or is this the face of the headmaster at an orphanage who “punishes” unruly children in the privacy of his office with the shades [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Satire, Humor, Politics, Culture, Life, Iran, Stuff White People Like, Bush, Neoconservative, Cheney, Appeasement, Nazi, Nazis, Axis of Evil, Nevill Chamberlin, Winston Churchill on July 15, 2008 | No Comments »
D-bags are fond of accusing others of being Nazis. We live for it. We also like to accuse white people of it. The difference is when we’re not accusing someone of being a Nazi, we’re accusing them of appeasement.
Winston Churchill was a monarchist, suspicious of democratic institutions, who railed against the abdication of prince Edward. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Satire, Humor, Politics, Culture, Fox News, Republican, Life, Ann Coulter, Stuff White People Like, Bush, Cheney, Conservative, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Stuff White D-bags Like, Christian Lander, D-bags, Hitler, Fascism, Bill O'Reilly, Michele Malkin on July 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Some d-bags have suggested that regular white folks like to compare people they don’t like to Hitler. That may be true, but white folks have absolutely nothing on d-bags when it comes to throwing around terms like Hitler, fascist and anti-Semite.
The argument goes something like this: If you’re nice to other people you’re a liar and [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Abu Grahib, Bush, Conservative, FISA, Guantanamo Bay, Humor, Imperial Presidency, John Yoo, Kinky sex, Liberal, Politics, Presidential Powers, Sadism, Satire, Sovereignty, Stuff White People Like, Telecom Immunity, Torture, Unitary Executive, Wiretapping on July 10, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Our latest installment in the Dictionary of National D-bags is John Yoo, perhaps the greatest d-bag of the early 21st century.
Yoo is an Ivy educated d-bag, graduating with a BA from Harvard and a JD from Yale. But because he is “off-white” he is acceptable to white d-bags as a poster boy for Horatio Alger-style [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Satire, Humor, Politics, Culture, Cars, Stuff White People Like, Conservative, Stuff White D-bags Like, Rural, Cowboy, Home and Garden, Nature, ADM, Car Culture, Homes, Gardens, Lawn, Lawns, Lawn Care, Water, Water Resource Management, Desert, Southwest, Exurbs on July 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Rolling green fields, blue skies flecked with soft, white clouds, the smell of freshly cut grass in July — these are a few of a d-bag’s favorite things. But only if you can see them through the bay window of a McMansion being cooled to a barely tolerable 65 degrees. Sometimes it’s OK to look [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Satire, Humor, Politics, Stuff White People Like, Stuff White D-bags Like, Chill on July 8, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Many non-d-bags are subjected day-in and day-out to the pushy, rude, self-absorbed rants of d-bags. Self-righteous anger is a d-bag’s stock-in-trade. Most of the time we can get away with this because most pussies are too scared to stand up and defend themselves. But sometimes the quiet guy in the corner gets his panties in a [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Dick Cheney, Environment, Environmental Destruction, Environmentalism, Firefighters, Heroes, Humor, Matt Stone, Penn Jillette, Politics, Rush Limbaugh, Satire, Soldiers, Stuff White D-bags Like, Stuff White People Like, Trey Parker on July 7, 2008 | No Comments »
A lot of times d-bags like to tell you they are hard-nosed realists and unsentimental skeptics who coolly assess the facts and don’t let their emotions cloud their judgement. If you believe this, d-bags will surely laugh at you, and let’s face it, you deserve it. The soul of d-baggery is making someone else play [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Satire, Humor, Politics, Stuff White People Like, Journalism, Salon on July 5, 2008 | No Comments »
The core d-bag philosophy is “I deserve somethin’ for nothin’”. D-bags all over the world can thank the internet for allowing folks with no talent and no intelligence the opportunity to spread their crassness like VD.
Katharine Mieszkowski has written a piece in Salon about our favorite d-bag that demonstrates how well the internet works to [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Conservative, Fun, Humor, Politics, Republican, Satire, Talking Points on July 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Ignore the man behind the curtain!
Developing verbal skills is too much work for a d-bag. If it’s not a no-brainer, I don’t want any part of it! What’s more, critical reasoning and/or skepticism is for pussies. If you can’t chant it, forget it! Most of the time a d-bag can solve his problems the old-fashioned [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Satire, Humor, Politics, Oil, Stuff White People Like, Conservative, Business, Economic on July 1, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Every d-bag has a god-given right to freedom, and by freedom I mean driving a giant SUV. In order that we may form a more perfect union of consumer and consumption, our leaders — federal, state and local — took it upon themselves to make sure that no American would ever have to share his [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Conservative, Culture, Democrat, Humor, Journalism, Liberal, Politics, Republican, Satire, Stuff White People Like, Truth on June 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Take a principled stand. You can always change your mind later.
What makes a d-bag special, different from other kinds of mortals, is their deep insight into Truth. It is because they say it’s so, and not because it corresponds to to any coherent set of facts. Sometimes this attitude is described as post-skeptical, or post-ironic. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Satire, Humor, Politics, Republican, Stuff White People Like, Hypocrite, Conservative, Antonin Scalia, Scalia, Justice, Supreme Court, Stuff White D-bags Like on June 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Justice Scalia is most well known for his “strict constructionist” approach to judicial interpretation of the constitution, and his well-connected hunting buddies. Both make him a paragon of d-baggery, but the decision handed down today in District of Columbia v. Heller proves Scalia is one of our leading d-bags.
Though law is generally a subject that bores [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Conservative, Humor, Liberal, Politics, Republican, Rush Limbaugh, Satire, Stuff White People Like on June 26, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Like the dark lord of d-baggery, Rush Limbaugh has made a career of teaching Americans how to be complete and utter d-bags. To non-d-bags, Limbaugh is offensive in every possible way: he is a pompous college drop-out whose failure and inability to fit into any respectable profession left him fit only for talk radio, but [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Conservative, Culture, Democrat, Economics, Free Markets, Humor, Liberal, Neo-Liberalism, Politics, Republican, Satire, Stuff White People Like on June 25, 2008 | No Comments »
Ask any d-bag — they’ll tell you that America is great because we have free markets and free markets make you free.
This is not the kind of simple categorical mistake the uneducated make when they assume that because a word reoccurs in two different contexts that it has the same meaning both times (e.g. that [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Charlie Black, Conservative, Democrat, Humor, Liberal, McCain, Politics, President, Republican, Satire on June 24, 2008 | No Comments »
Charlie Black is a straight shooter. Maybe that’s how he earned $57,426,252 in fees while working as a lobbyist for BKSH and Associates. He’s also been central in John McCain’s campaign for POTUS. When McCain is president, Black will no doubt be made minister of the interior or some other such post of influence and authority.
Black made [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Satire, Humor, Politics, Liberal, Republican, War, Iran, Israel, Iraq, Middle East, Conservative, Democrat, Dick Cheney, The Dark Side, Star Wars, Sith Lord, Nazi on June 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It’s true. I love hate. Hate is like a drug. It makes you high. It gives you clarity. It focuses you. It puts things in perspective. It’s actually better than cocaine.
I hate liberals; I hate the weak; I hate the strange; I hate the people in my way; I hate the woman with her crying [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Bill O'Reilley, Conservative, Culture, Fox News, Humor, Kinky sex, Liberal, Politics, Satire, Stuff White People Like on June 19, 2008 | No Comments »
Bill O’Reilly isn’t your average d-bag. Not only did he finish college and get two post-graduate degrees (one from Harvard), he also worked in the mainstream press before accepting a position at the tabloid news magazine “Inside Edition”.
He is also above the average d-bag in the quality and coherence of his philosophy of d-baggery. Perhaps [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Acting, Actor, Bush, Cheney, Conservative, Democrat, Fun, Gitmo, Guantanamo Bay, Humor, Liberal, Politics, Republican, Rumsfeld, Satire, Torture on June 18, 2008 | No Comments »
Who doesn’t like to be entertained?
D-bags are attracted to many honorable professions: law, the military, project management, real estate, and public service to name just a few. But beneath it all, a d-bag is always an actor.
Some notable instances of d-bag acting today are:
CIA spokesman George Little. In a Senate hearing on the Bush administration’s [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Big Oil, Bush, Cheney, Conservative, Corporations, Corruption, Criminal, Culture, Dick Cheney, George Bush, Government, Haliburton, Humor, Impeachment, Iraq, KBR, Military, Politics, Profit, Republican, Satire, Stuff White People Like, War, War Profiteering on June 17, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I bet you’ve noticed how d-bags like to brag about how they got rich, or plan to get rich, or got rich three generations ago. But money isn’t everything — even to a d-bag.
It’s not about winning and losing (always win, by any means necessary); it’s about how you play the game. Just being rich [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Antichrist, Barack Obama, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Conservative, Culture, Democrat, Fun, Humor, Liberal, Life, News, Obama, Opinion, Politics, religion, Republican, Satire, Sex, Twenty-four Hour News Cycle on June 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »
If you are ever invited to a d-bag’s house, you will probably hear the television in the background playing Fox News or maybe CNN. This is because d-bags live on a twenty-four hour news cycle. News, weather, sports, and commentary are the lifeblood that rushes through a d-bag’s veins. When in the car, the d-bag [...]
