Who could possibly like Nazi porn? You guessed it — a d-bag. Though to some pussies this might seem like a completely insensitive and immoral pleasure, a real d-bag understands the subversive allure of this Israeli porn of the early 60s. The basic plot of a “stalag” (short for “Stammlager”, itself a short form of the full name “Mannschaftsstamm und -straflager,” which was a Nazi POW camp of the sort depicted in the movie The Great Escape) relates the plight of an American WWII pilot who is shot down and kept in a stalag with a difference — this stalag is run entirely by sadistic Nazi babes whose crisped, flaxen curls fall lightly over their ripe, full tits. Whoa. SAS. This in itself would be enough to stiffen a d-bag into unvarnished wood, but it gets better. Stalags were a genre of pulp porn written by Israeli men from 1960 to 1964. OMG. Not even Freud could unravel the complexities of that kink. I’ll let you meditate on it for a second…. OK, back to the blog!
The plot is simple: an American pilot is shot down and taken to a camp where he is tortured and sexually humiliated by hot, Aryan babes until he finds the opportunity to break free, rape and kill his captors, and escape. The rock hard erections these stories inspire are not so simple. In the first place, even the purest, most cock-surest d-bag gets a secret, shameful thrill thinking of being tied up, humiliated, and forced to perform oral sex on a bombshell blonde. This can lead to what egg-heads call “cognitive dissonance.” In the second place, the obvious political lessons of these stories are transportable to places outside fiction. The result of numbers 1 and 2 is the moral of the story. The moral is, if someone denigrates your masculinity (which is all it seems anyone ever does to a d-bag) it is OK — it’s mandatory! — to sexually humiliate them, rape them, torture them, and kill them.