Another reason to be proud that America is number one!
From the White People Times: “The United States leads the world in producing prisoners, a reflection of a relatively recent and now entirely distinctive American approach to crime and punishment. Americans are locked up for crimes — from writing bad checks to using drugs — that would rarely produce prison sentences in other countries. And in particular they are kept incarcerated far longer than prisoners in other nations.”
“The United States has, for instance, 2.3 million criminals behind bars, more than any other nation, according to data maintained by the International Center for Prison Studies at King’s College London.”
What does this mean for American d-bags? First, it means we kick ass! Bad guys — watch your back! Johnny Law is on the case! Second, it shows we have the most effective criminal justice system in the world! Just look at the numbers, yo.