Today is Kidz Korner on Stuff White D-bags Like!
SAS. This is the only way to vocalize the awesomeness of this game. S. A. S. Any other way of talking about the totally SICK AS SHIT awesomeness of this shiznit would profane it’s utter kick-ass-ed-ness. Of course, some white people would like to ruin the fun by making it all about a deep, culturally enriching experience. Just listen to this crap! GTA IV is an “exhilarating, lusciously dystopian rendition of New York City,” and “violent, intelligent, profane, endearing, obnoxious, sly, richly textured and thoroughly compelling work of cultural satire disguised as fun.” WTF? If I wanted my satire disguised as fun, I would check out some old Adam Sandler movies.
SWDBL would like to point out briefly that some of GTA IV’s SAS-ness comes from its ability to unite the community. D-bags from every demographic (mostly white and male between 14 and 40) will agree that GTA IV is possibly the closest thing to reality that yet exists on Earth. If being able to drive around the ghettos of New York City in an SUV, chillin’ wit cha homies, and gankin’ white, pussy-ass pillow biters — all while kickin’ back at cha moms’s crib in the ex-urbs — isn’t the very definition of reality for a d-bag, I don’t know what is.