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Like the dark lord of d-baggery, Rush Limbaugh has made a career of teaching Americans how to be complete and utter d-bags. To non-d-bags, Limbaugh is offensive in every possible way: he is a pompous college drop-out whose failure and inability to fit into any respectable profession left him fit only for talk radio, but his success in appealing the the basest hatreds and fears of his audience has enriched him while impoverishing the national spirit. He is liar and a scumbag in addition to being a d-bag, whose absolute misrepresentation of the truth is a badge of honor for him and his listeners.
Limbaugh’s crusade against intelligence and rational thought is legendary to American d-bags, who have given up every pretense of their God given gift of free thought by calling themselves “ditto-heads”. His pioneering anti-intellectualism is the cornerstone of contemporary d-bag philosophy. If you can’t learn it before you drop out of college it must be destroyed by the storm troopers of mediocrity!
Limbaugh’s mocking of the weak and vulnerable, those who have made bad life choices and those who ended up on the wrong side of the law is made more poignant in the hearts of American d-bags because Limbaugh is himself overweight, slovenly in body and mind, a drug addict, and displays an unmistakable, criminal mentality. He is proof that power comes not from virtue but from crass, material force.
Limbaugh has taught us that he, like we, deserve it, not out of merit, but just because we say so. If the proof is in the pudding, he shakes his bowl full of jelly and defies The Good to prove it differently.
For redefining what it means to be a snivelling, craven, hypocrite d-bag we salute Rush Limbaugh, the face of American d-baggery!
Didn’t he avoid the draft because he had a debilitating pimple on his arse?
I believe that is correct. Also, he has a giant pimple on his shoulders, lightly covered with silver hair, with which he smokes cigars.
Man it really takes a douchebag to write such a hit piece born entirely of one’s own envy simply because he is more successful than you. Whatever, have fun douchebags.
Thanks mat. By the way, is that “bath” or “door”? I’m willing to bet it’s the latter.
Also, welcome to the fraternity! You are know a full member of Douchebags ‘R’ Us!
the owner of this blog is the douche bag…
suck obamas black greasy dick, faggot.
Hey Allen, great profile pic! You look like a douchebag in full standing! And if you want to suck a dick, well, you know where Larry Craig hangs out — at your house!
maybe those who take offense to this blog can suck up to their precious “Rush Limbaugh” and give him a rim job
Be sure to check up on Rush, his cronies, fans and followers at my new blog Americandouchebag.wordpress.com !!!
you facist left jew hating muslim lovers you never cease to amaze me and your ignorance disguised as what you want sheep to believe as intellect…
Most of you have dropped outta high school and recieved your ged in economics in a crackerjack box and your politics from MTV
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it’s isn’t so much that “Rush” wants “Obama” to fail!
As much………….
as it is that he’s NOT sure “Obama” want’s the country to succedd!!!
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And with Policies that will create a welfare class that will be dependant on Govt. Policy’s that small business will have too foot the bill for as they find it harder to compete w/ large corporations some of which are funded by taxpayers now.
And a new State religion of Global warming and trillion’s of tax payers money poured into it, to create the NewGreen economy.
And While Democrats go in reverse and instead of giving energy suppliers tax incentives and breaks to go “cleaner or green” they decide to use Cap & trade policys which will MORE THEN DOUBLE energy prices. And as result the energy suppliers will only transfer the price to us!
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but hey;
YAY! @ 🙂 OBAMA IS GOING TO TRIPLE OIL, GAS AND COAL’S EMMISION TAXES…………….. LEAVING ALOT OF ELDERLY OUT IN THE COLD THAT CAN HARDLY PAY THEIR HEATING BILL AS IS
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Dude, don’t accuse me of being ill educated when you can’t spell “succeed.” But congratulations on proving your impeccable douche bag credentials.