I’m Chuck, and I’m what most bloggers would call a d-bag. (I expect this to be a family oriented blog, so I’ll let you all figure out what the “d” stands for on your own.) That is because most bloggers are women who live in “urban enclaves” and read either blogs or the New York Times. They like organic groceries, protecting the environment, and Leonardo Di Caprio. They say that d-bags are mostly white guys who like classic rock, light beer and tits, and to that I say, guilty as charged! They say that there are plenty of d-bags blogging already — and I agree — but those venerable foot soldiers in the culture wars mostly write about political stuff. I want this blog to proudly list the many, many things in culture, art, and sports that the rest of us like — the true things, the simple pleasures, the real stuff for real people. So I hope you, dear reader, gentle d-bag, will enjoy reading these posts as much as I enjoy writing them. Don’t expect a bunch of literary pyrotechnics, apt metaphors, or perfect spelling and grammar. I’m writing this one from the gut — straight from my gut to the keyboard. So kick back, pop open a cold one, and get ready to enjoy. Though my tastes run to what some may consider vulgar, I promise to keep the language clean and the thoughts original. A little about me: I grew up in the Midwest; I attended a state college where I got a BA (Sociology); I live in an ex-urb; and I drive to work. ‘Nuff said. Welcome!
UPDATE!!!
Nothin’ great lasts forever, least of all a good idea. Let it be known, SWDBL will end with its hundredth post!
Chuck,
Tell me…Give me the scoop…
Why do guys like tits? I don’t get it.
Is it the shape? Softness?
Yes, it’s all that and soooo much more. Nipples are not just the perfect ornament for a teat, they are also fun to suckle! Though few silverback d-bags will admit it, we all secretly fantasize about laying on the couch with our girlfriends or wives supporting out heads while we suckle their nipples — and touch ourselves.
d-bag see, d-bag do…!! 😀
this d-bag likes your blog… very very…um…”educational”… 😉
Yeah I agree Yaake, I liked it 🙂
hey great blog, way to rip off Stuff White People Like (and also basically every terrible comedian ever)
Hey evan! Thanks bro! Come on over and let’s pop open a Natty Lite and put on some Dave Matthews!
Good shit. If I may suggest some stuff:
Camaros
Muddin’
Cougars–the females that is
College Sports
Pro Sports
Fraternities
Flat Screen TVs and Big Entertainment Centers
Guns
Tijuana
War Stories
Mud Flaps
Rebel Flags
Dive Bars
Pool
Darts
Bowling
Using the N Word Among Close Friends
Not Recycling
Above Ground Pools
I have some to add to Mr. Roach’s list.
Yachts (or boats in general)
Martini Bars
Cheerleaders
Girls Gone Wild
Thanks D. You soooo anticipated Friday’s post!
I’m a 58 year old woman. I love Nascar, I own a pit bull, I love the Patriots and Red Sox nation. I live in a two bedroom ranch house with my daughter , her husband and my ex-husband. He got dumped by his girlfriend and had nowhere to go. Can I join the club??
Please do darlin’! You are most, most welcome!
Yo, d-bag! Found you while surfing…
Cudos!
You sound like the kind of guy who will get a kick out of my new book, Guy Talk, Girl Talk by Sal Marino. It’s an amusingly filthy account of sexual yearnings, unfulfilled love, Girl Farts, a bunch of sex humor and other funny stuff. Have a look at my website http://www.salmarinoauthor.com and read the Sample Chapter. I know you’ll appreciate it…
Cheers,
Sal (Fellow d-bag)
Very interesting blog and I just added you on my blogroll 🙂
Intriguing blog. I’m down to start reading your stuff. The great part is that I’m not entirely certain which side you’re on! I’ll take it all with a grain of salt and a shot of tequila!
Peace,
http://goddrinksbeer.wordpress.com
rad blog, fantastic header. While I am “white” I like to think I’m a little more cultured than your average Coors Light-slurping, Journey-listening, Nascar-loving DBag. After all, I was raised by European Immigrants, so I think that automatically reduces my D quotient. But I could be way off on that one. It’s not like I’m Norman Einstein or anything… Cheers, Jordan
Well, what can I say? You came close to ending up in the spam folder Chunque. But, as I see that you are harmless for the most part, I am going to leave your comment as is.
Just say no to light beer, Guinness all the way!
Yes, I like boobs. It’s an instinctual thing and should need no explanation.
Guns? You bet! My 10mm Auto Glock has yet to kill anyone, but the lack of one got my neighbor raped. Enough said about that subject!
Jordan, I am a Marine Corps Brat through and through, times multiple generations. Welcome to America!
your added.
this blog kills, it kills!
i just got through commenting on this blog
http://thedeathofthenword.wordpress.com/
you gotta check it out
i think this dude is black.
is he a d-bag for creating this blog?
Dude youre a real weird guy no wonder youre from the midwest